The Amusement Park Songbook

[Dave Althoff, Jr.]

It's the first new feature to be added to my web site in more than 7 years!

There is a grand tradition here on r.r-c of song parodies. I've retained
most of them, and without objection I'll add those classics eventually. But
for now I'e merely posted my eight contributions, most of which were
originally posted here. I'll eventually clean it up a bit, but for now at
least I have it on-line...

http://www.davealthoff.com/songs

Featuring...
If I Had $1,000,000,000
Heather on the Magnum
Goodbye, Yellow Track Ride
You Are The Thrill Ride
Diamondback
Cedar Point Park Broke Down
The Gates, They Are A-Closing
Knock Two Times

Check it out on what might be the last commercial-free site on the
Internet!

--Dave Althoff, Jr.
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LMAO!

Great work!

Your parking fees
Keep getting higher
Then I ever, ever paid, before!

:D