***@aol.com wrote:
: Dave-
:
: Son Of Beast? Really? While it couldâ??ve and shouldâ??ve been better, it
: really wasnâ??t that *bad*, just not that *good*. I enjoyed it to a
: degree when I visited in 2001. Also, if not for SOB and showing the world
: and inverses ion on a wood coaster is, in fact, possible, things like
: Mine Blower night not be around today.
Son of Beast was terrible. It started with a layout that was exceptionally
*boring*, almost certainly rivalling the Grizzly in that department, then
adding a train that was awful to begin with and became worse with
modifications made in the second season. From its first day of operation it
suffered from a nasty jolt at the top of the second hill caused by the same
thing that killed Mean Streak: the train was too slow at the top of the
curve to stay stuck to the outside rail, and it fell to the inside. To its
credit, Son of Beast was the ride that taught me why wood coasters are able
to function with boxcars in spite of the conclusions from my article about
wood coaster cars (http://www.davealthoff.com/tech/coastercar.html
originally posted here on r.r-c about 20 years ago). I guess the other good
thing to come out of Son of Beast was the development of the Premier lap
bar, which, interestingly enough, follows a design that I proposed here on
r.r-c in about 1991, it just took that long for someone to actually try it.
As for inversions on wood coasters, the Gravity Guys over at CCI had
worked out the calculations for doing a corkscrew as early as 1999 and had
based their numbers on the roll rates of a standard PTC train. All they
needed was a customer. There was even talk of doing it on the Voyage; I'm
kind of glad that didn't happen. In any case, that's a development we would
have had anyway.
So I guess we had to suffer Son of Beast to get the fix for Flight of Fear.
That still doesn't make the ride any better. Remember also, in my 'survey'
I'm talking about dropping the ride making the world a better place *at the
time it was done*. Remember when Son of Beast was pulled down, it hadn't
run for a couple of years, and the vertical loop...the only part of the
ride that actually worked, was long gone because the Gerstlauer trains
couldn't navigate it. So given the choice between a terrible, boring,
painful wood coaster that probably should have never been built, and
Banshee...well, Banshee is the clear winner. Tearing down Son of Beast was
probably the clearest signal ever that Cedar Fair was going to fix
Paramount's mistakes. Installing and promoting the Antique Cars this year
sends a similar signal; Paramount would never have installed such a ride,
and if they did they would never have promoted it.
: Psyclone was pretty bad I agree. Especially since itâ??s â??inspiredâ??
: by the Coney Island Cyclone.
Again, I'm talking about at the time of demolition. The one time I rode the
P-Clone, it was easily the worst-running wood coaster I had ever
experienced. Even worse than the 2008 version of the original Cyclone.
Between slow running, lousy trains, poor track condition, and terrible
operations the entire experience was awful. Then as I was exiting the ride
I noticed something on the exit ramp that indicated that the P-Clone had
apprently lived up to its nickname... 8-P
: Never ridden the other two you mention.
Thunderbolt Express was the old Screamin' Demon from Kings Island. The
first production model of the Arrow Launched Loop, so it was historically
significant. But again, by the time they pulled it down it hadn't run in
several years and had become this gigantic rusting hulk of an Arrow coaster
towering over classic little Camden Park. When it was operating nobody
really wanted to ride it because of that 50' stair climb, and by that time
both launched coasters and vertical loops were old hat. Removing the
Thunderbolt Express and the ampitheater, replacing the one with a miniature
golf course and the other with a pond filled with swan pedal boats, was a
clear signal indicating that the revitalization of Camden Park, which had
been crumbling ever since the fire, was finally underway. To be clear, I
actually liked the ride, but at Camden it had outlived its usefulness. I do
hope Elitch Gardens and Frontier City continue to maintain theirs, in all
the ways that Camden couldn't.
As for Green Lantern...ever ride an Allan Herschell Looper? Ride one of
those, only in a severelu unbalanced tub with a maladusted brake band, and
with someone kicking you in the balls continuously. That would be slightly
more pleasant than a ride on Green Lantern.
: I think the removal of Gwazi made the world (especially Florida) a better
: place. My least favorite of the 93 wood coasters Iâ??ve ridden (yep even
: ranks below the two mentioned above), and this ride has also turned so
: many Floridians off to wood coasters completely as it was the only one so
: many have ridden. They think all wood coasters are that bad, and trying
: to convince any of them to ride the ones at Fun Spot or even Starliner
: when it was at Cypress Gardens is/was an impossible feat.
Given that it was SBNO and hulking over the park, I can see how that could
easily be the case. Kind of like Son of Beast in that regard. Like Son of
Beast and Drachen Fire, I'm kind of surprised Gwazi didn't kill anybody
while it was SBNO. I guess that phenomenon was reserved for The Bat.
--Dave Althoff, Jr.
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